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Bonedaddy Beliefs and Rituals
As the early morning sun rises over the Angelino forest, tribal leader, Tempo, summons the Bonedaddy tribe with a
wailing call from his ceremonial conch shell sometimes referred to as the cell phone. He then
readies his children for their walk to school and prepares the special hut behind his lean-to where the musicians
gather known only to the sacred few as the Garage. The tribe assembles from all over the Los Angeles basin.
Tempo is a gatherer who has amassed a vast collection large vinyl discs of ancient recordings called LP records.
He also a collector of primitive percussive instruments which he uses to create an atmosphere of celebration that
traditionally starts the festivities. Like the spiritual leaders before him he is the village master with the all
knowing smile.
At ceremonial gatherings the chants are traditionally led by bull riding legend King Cotton, who boldly arrives atop
his champion horse. Itıs a half a days ride from his ranch in Sun Valley. Many of the songs are also led by Kaspar
Abbo who prefers a more modern mode of transportation, a 1967 Pontiac Le Mans convertible. Kaspar feels more
comfortable adjusting a four barrel carburetor than mucking stalls.
Drums are traditionally covered in animal skins and hit with large sticks. Drummer K. C. Jones will hunt for days
seeking out fresh new hides for his instruments, although lately he has been having better luck at Guitar
Center.
The main thrust of the rhythms are provided by bassist, Rick Moors, who provides the bottom end. Rumor has it he may
be a CIA operative fueled by mysterious disappearances south of the border to Mexico where he has
been spotted moonlighting with the Tejano tribe. The influence is unmistakable however the rest of the tribe is
afraid to ask. When confronted, Moors replies, "If I told you, I would have to kill you".
Marcus Watkins and Philip Gough pluck, scratch and strum their string instruments in a very rhythmic fashion. World
leaders have described them guitar playing as the Axes of Evil. They are known to dress in traditional Dude Style
clothing although sometimes spotted in traditional dress.
The Bonedaddys practice one of the most unique courtship rituals in the basin. Gone are the days when the men come
together to perform wild and violent stick fights to win the hearts of prospective wives. The
Bonedaddys spend hours preening and painting themselves for an all-male beauty contest. The women act as judges
and select their husbands and lovers.
Another important and traditional festival is the Casual. This is a dance and singing celebration in which both
males and females participate and is mostly held at night in the forest. It is only performed during the day for
the commemoration of an important figure in the community or for someone who is about to get married and requests
it for the wedding. Other celebrations are held at night to allow participants to spiritually connect with their
ancestors. Night is also a time for people to rest and make social acquaintances.
The Bonedaddys are usually available for concerts, weddings, casuals and night club appearances. Their music has
recently been recorded on the new CD Garage Sale.

Visit the Official Bonedaddys Web Site
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